17 Things Women Should Know About Giving A Blowjob

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Seems pretty simple, right? Men love blowjobs, women give blowjobs, therefore, men love women who give blowjobs. However, and it’s pretty unfortunate to say, some women have absolutely no idea what they’re doing. Don’t get me a wrong a shitty blowjob is better than no blowjob at all, but my God do we love when you know what you’re doing.

Whether women learn to give blowjobs by watching porn, asking their friends, or through practice, we all know that the learning is really never over. By the way, don’t think I’m singling out women here, as a guy, I’m sure not all of us know how to go down on you perfectly. But let’s save that for a different article.

Of course, there’s no chance that all of you ladies know exactly how to give a solid blowjob, so we’re here to help (we hope). Below you’ll find a short list of 17 things, that is incorporated correctly will result in an amazing blow job. Enjoy. And remember, practice makes perfect.

  1. No teeth. Like ever. Anywhere.
  2. It’s not a Toostie Poop stop sucking so hard.
  3. Craddle the balls. Don’t neglect them.
  4. Don’t be scared to choke on it. We like it.
  5. But don’t puke on it, please. That kills the mood.
  6. Lick it like an ice cream cone.
  7. Cup it with your lips, nobody is ever mad at that.
  8. If your up for it, massage the gooch.
  9. There should be a good ratio between hands and mouth.
  10. Don’t be scared of spit. Ever.
  11. Eye contact goes a long way.
  12. Before you go down of us, put your hair up. It shows us you’re ready for business.
  13. Swallow. Please.
  14. The only reason you should stop is to come up for air and talk dirty.
  15. Tell us how much you love our cock.
  16. It’s not a tug-of-war, calm down.
  17. Blowjobs are like pizza. If it’s good it’s great, if it’s bad it’s still good.

Source: News Cult

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